There is, of course, a much easier way to create a zombie.
I mean, think about it.
Wouldn't zombies have certain urges too?
Yes, I am the consequence of that certain urge (whatever you think it might be).
And yes, I am also a zombie.
I thought not.
Oh, and please do not relate this to twilight and their version of a certain urge. Please, it's disturbing as it is. I'm not quite sure what they're going to do about filming it either.
This is the most painless way to create a zombie, right?
Oh yeah, the picture of SLY is totally not cool, man. It's FREAKING ME OUT.
When a zombie freaks out, hell breaks loose....