Chapter 996 (can't think of a title)

"Hello," I said, walking into the pub through the hole I'd just blown in the wall. Or more accurately, the hole where the wall used to be.

No one answered. They just stared, more than a bit shocked.

"What? I only blew up the wall," I continued. "Oh, isn't that normal?"

Still no one spoke. I got irritated. So I fired a bolt of electricity at the opposite wall. It blackened, just like the wall at the hotel. It still had no effect.

I sat down, compressing the air so I didn't end up on the floor. I leant back on my invisible air-chair and waited for someone to speak.

The End

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