I'm not stupid, you know.

"Of course I know that you 'can't live without it'," Kelly told Gabby. "That's what Ben said, too."

"You sure?" she said.

"Derr. I'm not stupid. He didn't think he could live .. but he could. Only thing is, he now has cravings for haribos. It's probably a good thing that vampire teeth don't rot ... " Kelly smiled and shrugged.

"But what does he EAT?" said Gabby, still sceptical.

"Oh, human food. Lots of meat, most of it very lightly cooked." She shuddered, being a vegetarian herself. "And haribos."

"Lots and lots of haribos."

The End

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