There was a bizarre myth about a stone tissue running rampant through the crisp Montana foliage.
John and Melissa set out in their silver wagon, to try and debunk the myth. They had made a hobby of debunking outrageous myths.
After days of travel, and a couple of nights too, they couldn't believe their eyes when they saw the troll blowing his nose into what looked like a piece of stone.
"Why are you using a stone to blow your nose?", they asked.
"What are you talking about humans? This is the softest tissue I could find.", he replied, as he crumpled it up and put it in his pocket for later use.
Sometimes what seems mythological, is in fact real upon further investigation. So, always make sure of your facts.