The life of my cat
A cats dictionary
Insonmonia:
Not getting more than twenty hours sleep a day
Loyalty:
Staying with one human for more than six weeks
Stress:
a condition only observed in other creatures
Birds:
Canned food with wings but without the can
Flea:
A tiny vicious dragon
Dog:
A hairy overgrown flea
Conseiouness:
that annoying time beetween naps
Food:
something which must be given at thirty minute intervals
Love:
A feeling one can only truely have for oneself
Box:
a possible portal to utopia which must be explored and guarded
Work:
an activity carried out by humans to maintain catkinds comfort
Humility:
no known definition






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