The life of my cat

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A cats dictionary

Insonmonia:

Not getting more than twenty hours sleep a day

Loyalty:

Staying with one human for more than six weeks

Stress:

 a condition only observed in other creatures

Birds:

Canned food with wings but without the can

Flea:

A tiny vicious dragon

Dog:

A hairy overgrown flea

Conseiouness:

that annoying time beetween naps

Food:

something which must be given at thirty minute intervals

Love:

A feeling one can only truely have for oneself

Box:

a possible portal to utopia which must be explored and guarded

Work:

an activity carried out by humans to maintain catkinds comfort

Humility:

no known definition

The End

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