"Oh, and one more thing!" I said, calling back the attention of my audience. "It's my theory that an author is actually writing this. A Mega-Author who knows everything about us and can do what they want."
"What makes you think that?"
"Because this is supposed to be a place that Authors can't reach and yet these bizarre occurences prove that someone's writing it!" I replied passionately. "Don't you see?"
"Bizarre occurences?" said a different voice.
"Ugh!" I said. "You haven't met the microwave yet, have you?"
At that moment, the door opened.