The Theories

"Oh, and one more thing!" I said, calling back the attention of my audience. "It's my theory that an author is actually writing this. A Mega-Author who knows everything about us and can do what they want."

"What makes you think that?"

"Because this is supposed to be a place that Authors can't reach and yet these bizarre occurences prove that someone's writing it!" I replied passionately. "Don't you see?"

"Bizarre occurences?" said a different voice.

"Ugh!" I said. "You haven't met the microwave yet, have you?"

At that moment, the door opened.

The End

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