I'm just going to come out straight away and tell you. So you don't think I'm deceiving you.
I'm a frog.
Yes, yes, yes. Freida. Freida the frog.
Damn you author.
So now that I've got that over with, what was I doing in the Hideout For Misfit Characters. Ok. Here goes.
I'm from a kids story. I used to be the Queen's royal adviser. I used to help my author's self-portraying character in all kinds of adventures. But slowly my Queen grew up.
At first, the Queen stopped helping her subjects and started listening to rock bands, that I helped her to start. Then she didn't need me any more.
She just left me. In the middle of an adventure. I was watching my Queen and Prince Johnny Coleman (hottie from school) dancing on the front lawn. Then she stopped writing me.
So I found myself on a path. A path with a sign.
"Welcome to the Hideout for Misfit Characters". Below this, 2 more signs, one scary looking, and one with a picture of a rainbow on.
The scary one "Horror, fantasy and sci-fi characters only"
The rainbow one "This way for kiddy character corner!"
And then I snapped. My Queen grew up. And now I was too.
So I took the scary sign's directions into the scariest woods I'd ever seen.
And I ended up here. I saw the house- and walked in. You see, my Queen never let me into any danger- she had a knight to save us both all the time. How was I meant to know I could be endangering myself?
The door opened and I hopped into the room. No-one saw me at first. No-one ever sees me at first. Not even my Queen towards the end. Then everyone looked down. And then what did they do?
I'm a talking kids-story frog in a scary horror-character only house.
Of course, they laughed.