I nearly jumped out of my skin when the table crashed over. Amid the wreckage was another human. Or at least, I hoped it was a human.
I strode over to it, looking at it in a confused manner. It appeared to have been knocked out. Not surprising seeing as a large and heavy-looking vase had just landed on its head. That's gonna hurt in the morning.
Then I noticed that this new arrival was not entirely normal either. A second pair of arms seemed to protrude from its elbows. I blinked, slightly confused and alarmed, but not too worried. Second pair of arms, no biggie. It'd seen wierder.
Probably by looking in a mirror.
Cautiously, I nudged the thing with one foot. It didn't move. I nudged a little harder, just to be sure. Still no movement.
I groaned and half-carried-half-dragged the new arrival to a chair before presently dumping it in the seat. It'd wake up soon enough.
And would probably have a heart attack when it saw it's roomates.