"Well, as you two can tell, we are all Guarded Ones. As for what we do, that's a good question. Malachite once proposed the option that we are here as superheroes. Meant to make the world a better place by eliminating criminals, which is what he and I have done a couple times. But, I truly don't know. There was this one rock that I fed Malachite, made him spew a prophecy. He said 'and then all the guards became one, and crushed the evil.' I took it as nonsense, but that may be our job."
I then ate a chip.