She was the queen, for some reason.
When she woke up, the Commander, and the rest of the Legion all bowed before her. Little did she know, mere minutes later she would be her first of many war meetings. The subject was: an army of Evil Cyborg Koalas.
The only thing that could stop them were robotic, pure good penguins. No vampire in the Underearth knew how to build one, the only ones that did were the Koalas themselves. According to the Legion, the koalas ran an institution, just beyond the Fairy Forest of Evil. This institution was a place where kidnapped humans were subject to torture and mind-altering experiments in order to harvest their results. It was a place of evil, it was a place of no hope, it was... the Funny Farm?