Once upon a time there was a vampire called Fred who hated making human women fall in love with him. He was also very sensitive about his body so never went around showing off his torso. He was also friendly with werewolves and hated the taste of blood
Because of this all of the other vampires laughed at him and called him names which made him go emo and self-harm
But then one foggy Hallows eve, Edward Cullen came to say
"Fredward with your unique ways will you help me avoid Bella's gaze"
Then all the vampires loved him which wasn't a very good thing because they decided to drink his blood which made him cry. He was actually better off being a loser vampire with no friends.