As we were falling at 5000000000000000000000 km/h I was thinking of how Raven and I could survive.
"Raven, we'll stand ontop of her, then before she hits the ground we'll jump off of her, and then land on her afterwards!"
"Ok, sounds good!"
And so, that's what we did. We climbed ontop of her, then before she hit the ground, we both jumped up. Then, she hit the ground, splat, and we landed on her disgusting remains. Then someone came over to see if we were ok.
"Are you Ok?"
"I don't think that that was her auntie."
At this, I faint.