I wander out of the hotel and into the town. Okay we aren't supposed to do this but life's too short not to take risks right? I'm even wearing the stupid dress and lipstick. I don't bother with the hat, I just flatten my ears and brush back my hair. It works.
I wander down the street but as I pass a music shop I hear a faint tune coming from the back. My ears prick up instinctively to hear it better. Big mistake. A girl looks up as I try to flatten my hair over my ears which just will not go flat.
"Sorry," I say, trying a nervous smile before remembering that oversized teeth and yellow eyes don't make for a good smile.