February 17th_ The 2009 Protagonists' Diary

Dear Diary..

Hello boys and girls, ladies and gentlemen, fellow Protagonites, lend me your ears. 

I've always wanted to say that..now that I have, it's the stupidest thing I have ever said.  Anyway, I am about to take on the arduous task of book making.

You know what I mean, I need to put all of my stories together into book form.  Someone please tell me, why is this so difficult, I mean the computer is a wonderful invention, but, when I use it, it's like being in the dark days, and yes I know what I'm doing. 

It's like once, I went to the bank, I was delighted to find just three people ahead of me, one of wich happened to be a very tiny elderly lady.  The sweetest, cutest thing you can imagine.

We talked and kept each other company until it was her turn.  She walked up to the tellers window and pulled a plastic bag from her purse, full of,,,,, yes, PENNIES!  She didn't have any penny rolls and, because there weren't that many people, one, count it, one window was open..  It happens that way with me, I went to DMV to register my car.. No one in that line and I was there over an hour, just for my own car.  The computers went down.

I am always amazed at people being rushed in California, especially when you spend most of your time waiting.

So, I am going to get started, I think.. by the way, where is the Madman?

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