"This is such a weird hotel," my friend, Guest #2, said. "I mean, what's with all the people in superhero costumes?"
"Well, it is called the Superhero Hotel," I reminded her. "Maybe they work here."
"No, the people who work here wear red, white, and blue costumes," she argued.
"Maybe they really are superheroes," I said.
Guest #2 scoffed. "Yeah, right." She got up, pulled her cover-up off, and jumped in the pool with a splash!