Anyone - "But it just tastes so wonderful," she said, obviously confused at my disgust.

"But it tastes so wonderful," she said, obviously confused at my disgust. I squirmed inside as she dipped her french fry into her ice cream shake and then into the ketchup. I laid down my salad fork.

"That's disgusting." I watched her do it again and my stomach rolled.

"No," she said with her mouth full, "Eating only a salad every day like that will kill you. You'll die."

"Cholesterol will kill you." I retorted.

"Lack of vitamins will kill you first! And all that water you drink.. You're wasting away!"

"I've lost 2 dress sizes, thank you very much and I'm healthy as a horse!" I defended.

"I bet you can't even lift this table. I bet I can beat you arm wrestling," she challenged.

"You're on!" I shoved our food to one side and placed my elbow onthe table, hand opened. She took it, after wipign her ketchup-y fingers on a napkin. She swallowed and said, "Ready?"

"One."

"Two."

"Three. Go!"

It was a short fight. Though our hands teetered for a few seconds, she kicked my butt.

She laughed, "See? You need to build lean muscle. Then it wouldn't matter what you ate, your body could take it. Like I just took you!" She pointed a fry at me, before repeating the dipping process.

Defeated, I threw my salad away and stole a few fries.

The End

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