Well! Right Little Missy YOU are!!!

EXCUSE ME!

Now,if you'd kindly allow me to get on with writing that would be lovely...

*ahem*

YOU! Protagonist! How on EARTH did you get here?? hmmm, I mean, I know I'm in charge blah blah blah.. but you could at least give me some pointers?!

And, while we're at it... what ya fancy doing next? I mean, them 2 girls found you and they're gonna take you to meet their people. But what do you plan on doing for the journey??!!! Meeting a few Jolts? Or are you too busy still tourturing yourself with your past like you were for Part One of the novel?!

At the moment, you are being so  unbelieveably boring! No inspiration WHATSOEVER!!.

Oh, I see, you're in a strop because I'm re-writing/re-working/completely changing the story-line for 60% of the book? LIVE WITH IT. Believe me, you'll have a lot more fun this way! I mean you get to roll around the floor as you mentally torture yourself! WHICH CHARACTER DOESN'T WANT TO DO THAT?!?!?!

So, Missy, If you'd kindly give me some pointers, we can get on to some of the more interesting parts of the story.

Unsincerly, AngryWriter 5987,000,860,097,000,234,638,000!

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