As Jeff sighed and walked back into his bar, half a cow suddenly materialised in front of him. (Luckily it was the front end of the cow). Jeff was, at first, surprised but then he rang up Yershmin on his brick-like Nokia phone that he could just about afford on a bartender’s salary.
“Hey Yersh. Um…half a cow has kind of…appeared in my bar. This anything to do with you?”
Jeff heard Yersh sigh. “I guess the teleportation didn’t work. That cow, Mary, is meant to be at the milking barn now. I suppose it’s back to square one…”
“Yeah sorry, mate.”
Jeff lead Mary out the back and gave her some hay. Then he went back to work.