Stupid Questions and Snappy Answers

Q: are you going to eat the rest of that doughnut?
A: No, I thought I'd have it bronzed and hang it on the wall
Q: Are you going to put out the garbage?
A: No, I'll just put it on wheels and zing it down the hall
Q: What are you doing? (I'm brushing my hair)
A: I'm milking a goat, what does it look like I'm doing?
Q: It's a nice day. Do you want to work in the garden?
A: I don't think so. Somewhere a storm is brewing
Q: Do you want this chocolate? (Ultimate stupid question)
A: Duuuuuuuuuuuuh! (and grabs it)

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