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December Memo to teachers:

This message is pertaining to a complaint about the manager in the office. This is public school and therefoe god is not permitted. The manager will now will be used as a box for food for the homeless. All christmas songs refering to "Jesus" will be replaced with the word            " Santa". Any reference to god will be replaced with " Rudolph". Joy day will be replaced by Diverse holiday celebration day.  To the elementary school teachers " The mexican hat dance" is not the Mexican national anthem. And finally to who ever is wearing the bells please take them of there have been noise complaints. Parents are concerned over their children's laughter and over all disposition of merriment. Thank you in advance for your particpation, your Principal

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