Caller: Hi, um... Is this Derek Greener?
Me: No, this is his wife.
Caller: Oh... Well, I really need to talk to him. Can I?
Me: No, I'm afraid he's not in. Who is this?
Caller: Marie Carr. Um... Right well... If he's not in I'll um... Say goodbye.
Me: Can I take a message for you?
Marie Carr: Yes, Say his daughter called.
Me: His WHAT??????????