The child

*Ring Ring*

Me: Yes?

Caller: Hi, um... Is this Derek Greener?

Me: No, this is his wife.

Caller: Oh... Well, I  really need to talk to him. Can I?

Me: No, I'm afraid he's not in. Who is this?

Caller: Marie Carr. Um... Right well... If he's not in I'll um... Say goodbye.

Me: Can I take a message for you?

Marie Carr: Yes, Say his daughter called.

Me: His WHAT??????????

*beep beep*

The End

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