Will-Gabriel

*ring, ring* *ring, ring*

Me: Hello?

Caller: Hola.

Me: Er. Who's calling?

Caller: Me llamo John.

Me: Your... Your name is John? Are you Spanish?

Caller: Si.

Me: John isn't a very Spanish name...

Caller: Está sí.

Me: No... no it's not. It's an English name. Are you English?

Caller: No.

Me: But you can understand me. Can you speak English?

Caller: Nope.

Me: ...

Caller: Soy de España.

Me: Yes. I can see that. Except I just googled your phone preffix and it says you're from Birmingham.

Caller: Tengo gusto del queso.

Me: I'm sorry, I don't understand you. How did you get my number? Who the hell are you?!

Caller: Tengo gusto del queso.

Me: Hello? Speak English!

Caller: Tengo gusto del queso.

Me: Tengo gusto del queso?

Caller: Tengo gusto del queso.

Me: Do you say anything else?

Caller: Tengo gusto del queso.

Me: That's just greatWait, doesn't queso mean cheese?

*BEEP, BEEP*

The End

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