Me: (picks up phone) 3452?
Caller: Hello. I am calling to talk to you about windows...
Me: (Puts phone down) *sighs*
Me: again? (Picks up phone) 3452?
Caller: I really want to talk to you about windows!
Me: Why? I don't want to talk about them. (goes to put phone down)
Caller: But it's really important! Really it is!
Me: Are you sure about that? I think your just another windows salesman on the phone. Is that you?
Caller: No. I don't sell windows. I just want to talk about them.
Me: But why?
Caller: I don't know do I? It's like music or films. Someone likes to talk about them. I like windows.
Me: Ok. Windows it is. What do you want to start with.
Caller: You said 3452 didn't you?
Me: Yes. But that is not about windows.
Caller: Whoops sorry wrong number.
Me: *Sighs* just when i was getting interested