Lachness-Monster

*Ring, Ring*

*Ring, Ring*

*Ring*

Voicebank: Hi! You called me! Congratulations. Fortuately I can't make it to the phone, please leave a name and a number and why you rang. I feel certain I will hear this message, but if not I won't call you back, cheers.

Beeep

Caller: Hey man, it's Geoff. I can't catch up for breakfast, I just got called in to work. Lunch instead? Catch you later.

Beeep

Voicebank: Message Left At 2:16am

...

Ring Ring, Ring Ring, Ring Ri-

Me: Mate it's three in the morning, this better be important.

Caller: Hello?

Me: Hello.

Caller: Hello?

Me: Who is this?

Caller: Hello?

Me: Can you hear me?

Caller: What do you want?

Me: ...You called me.

Caller: I'm a naughty girl.

Me: ...eh?

Caller: Tell me what you want! I'll do it for -

Me: ... Geoff?

Geoff: ...

Beep Beep

Beep Beep

The End

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