* ring ring *
Caller: FIVE! THIS IS FIVE! ALL YOUR FRIENDS HAVE DIED!
Me: What? Who is this?
Caller: TEN! I AM TEN! AND YOUR FRIENDS ARE DEAD!
Me: Tell me who the hell you are before I call the cops!
Caller: Does it feel terrible?
Me: What are you talking about? Tell me who you are!
Caller: Why, you are the last one left in the state! Your little sister's dead, your parents are dead, and all your friends are dead. Goodbye.
* beep beep*