Caller: "Is this Mrs Moonwalker?"
Me: "Yes, it is."
Caller : "I'm calling you about a get rich scheme where all you have to do is give me your credit card number, and I'll tell you how to get rich."
Me: "I know how to get rich already. Why don't you give me your credit card number?"
Caller: "No, that isn't how it works. You have to give ... "
Me : (interrupts) "You can't really think I'm that stupid?"
Caller: : "Well ... "
Me: "You telemarketers are all the same. You all want money, but you can't give me any really good reason why I should. You either try to sell me something I don't want, or try to sign me up for courses I would never take, or ask me for money for charities that will never see a penny of it. It's all a big scam. That's why I'm taping this call. It's also being traced by the police."