(JETBLACK)

"RING,RING"...."RING,RING"

ME...hello

CALLER...greetings Gray

ME...mind if i ask who this is              *chuckle*

CALLER...why im your guardian angel of course

ME...*mouth full of KFC*   hey you know i could really use one right now,that you Gaz?

CALLER...my friend,seriously i am your guardian angel,and i have GRAVE news

ME...Yeah,yeah whatever,tell me who you are or im gonna hang up

CALLER...you will die tonight less you heed my warning!

ME...look your really not funny mate

CALLER...oh really,i beg to differ.you will choke to death on a chicken bone,so i wouldnt eat your meal if i were you...

ME...too late mate,all done.Now who the hell are you? *chokes on a chicken bone*

CALLER...yes i do agree my timing was rather late.now as to who IN hell am i? *whispers his name*

ME... * silence* (LAYING DEAD TO THE WORLD ON THE SOFA)

GABRIEL...do give my regards to the man upstairs wont you *laughs hysterically*

*BEEP, BEEP*..............

 

 

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