*ring, ring* *ring, ring*

Me: Hello?

Caller: Do the dance!

Me: Pardon?

Caller: You heard me, do the dance!

Me: I think you've got the wrong number...

Caller: Nope, I'm looking for you. Now do the dance.

Me: Which... Dance?

Caller: *sigh* the dance where you lift your t-shirt up and jiggle.

Me: You mean the Truffle Shuffle?

Caller: Yeah, that one, go on!

Me: For one, i'm not doing the damn truffle shuffle. Secondly, even if I did, you wouldn't see it.

Caller: while your logic is unquestionable, I still require you to do the Truffle... Whatever, thingy.

Me: Who is this, seriously?

Caller: I'm you, from the future, I'm here to tell you that unless you do the truffle shuffle, the world will end!

Me: If the world ends, because of my refusal to do the truffle shuffle, how are you here to tell me to do the Truffle Shuffle?

Caller: *silence* 

Me: Suck on that.


The End

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