*ring, ring* *ring, ring*
Caller: Do the dance!
Caller: You heard me, do the dance!
Me: I think you've got the wrong number...
Caller: Nope, I'm looking for you. Now do the dance.
Me: Which... Dance?
Caller: *sigh* the dance where you lift your t-shirt up and jiggle.
Me: You mean the Truffle Shuffle?
Caller: Yeah, that one, go on!
Me: For one, i'm not doing the damn truffle shuffle. Secondly, even if I did, you wouldn't see it.
Caller: while your logic is unquestionable, I still require you to do the Truffle... Whatever, thingy.
Me: Who is this, seriously?
Caller: I'm you, from the future, I'm here to tell you that unless you do the truffle shuffle, the world will end!
Me: If the world ends, because of my refusal to do the truffle shuffle, how are you here to tell me to do the Truffle Shuffle?
Me: Suck on that.