You Don't Harm Cute Things, Right?

Now that we've gotten the concept of cuteness straight, let me ask you a question:

Do you harm cute things?

Seriously.

If something was cute, I would never hurt it. Neither would I want to eat it. Though I do admit, I am a non-vegetarian.

But I don't eat pigs, that is pork. Okay, I've eaten a hot dog once BUT I DIDN'T KNOW IT WAS PORK. You see, the only 'food-with-a-face' I intake now is chicken, mutton and well fish! But pigs are a big no-no.

People have called me crazy for saying this but: pigs are cute.

There.

AND YOU DO NOT EAT THEM.

I don't have anything against people who do but it's just weird. Even though, the one time I had it - it was quite delicious but that's besides the point.

I'm like Fern from Charlotte's Web. Or even cooler, Charlotte!

But I warn you: one day there is going to be a pig revolution! And PIGS will eat YOU. And I'm going to be on their side.

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