Never have I been more weirded out in my entire life. Never. Ever.
I almost got run over... in slow motion. As a result of being blinded by the headlights, I ended up on a cliff... in a different world... with a bunch of total strangers. Then, who should appear, but a screaming princess. Who then tells us all to build camp on the edge of the cliff. I don't particularly like being ordered around.
"Uh. I am so stupid." I mutter as I try to cut the thorns from this weird log thing."Why couldn't I have just taken the stupid joke?"
Well, could be worse. Couldn't it??