What the heck am I doing here? Why are all of those people staring at me? I must be out of my mind. I would think that I would wake up, and to not be at this place. But I was wrong.
It's too hot, I don't like the stage lights, and some of these people could use some sun. They are too pale for me. What’s worse, is there an old man standing right next to me. I guess he's an actor or a comedian, I don’t know! But for some stupid reason, he thinks I'm President Barack Obama.
Hey! I'm a chair, not a human being! And this man is 82 years old. Wow! All of that chain smoking finally caught up to him..