My name is Dora Beshie. I'm a sad wanna-be, loser who is looking to find a new friend. I like crispy bacon, fluffy chicks and the smell of freshmint toothpaste. My favourite past-time is to lie in dirty mud pools all day. I hate waiting in queues, listening to old people's 'Back when I was young' Stories and sitting next to smelly people on busses.
I'm clever, funny and I would love to be your friend.