Hello, I am Melvin McGillycuddy and I could not help noticing your advertisement for friendship. I too am a lonely atom lost in a particles world and see this advertisment like a hydron collider bringing us together.
My interests include breeding insects, dusting trophies and staying in on Friday and Saturday nights to eat toaster pizza. I can't say what my friends describe me as...because I don't have any. But my mum says I'm the smartest and cutest little scientest in the world
Please be my friend, pretty please!