Why Y?

"Y...Why the...wavering? Your P.E. instructor isn't kept on staff to tolerate your...WA'VER'ING. Just a pommel horse, that is. But a regulation-height...immovable...pommel horse. A mere three hundred, or so, pounds of...pommel horse. See Zed's resting up for his go—"

Zzzz'zzzz'zzzz...

"Yipe!"

"That's the spirit, Y! Ready?"

"Y...yup."

"Right! Off you go...Y...Y!...You might want to keep your feet under youuu...Ohhh—"

"YOWWW!—"

"BRILLIANT! Smashing, even! A word, Y, my lad. You might put down the Oxford Unabridged next time round.

"ZED!—"

Zzzz'zzzz'zzzz...

"There y'are, Zed. Just about tripped over you."

Zzzz'zzzz'zzzz...

"...BRILLIANT! Mind your first step, you lot. NEXT!"

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