Teetotaler Tanya tippled tasty tea Tuesday the Tenth, then Thursday the twelfth. Then Tanya tried Tequila. Tipsy Tanya trashed Tammy's Tearoom. Tammy told the Terrorist Team. They tracked Tanya to the The Trombone Tower Tavern. Tanya tipsily tried the Twist to "Tiptoe through the tulips." The Terrorist Team tied up Tanya to terminate tavern trashing.
WHEW!! That took a lot out of me. I think I'm going to puke!!