Dear Mr Jello Mold
You taunt me..I want to extract your Jello-y goodness and eat your innards with an oil based whip product...but you are stuck. When I use a spoon to get some cherry flavoured heaven out you make fart noises that would put an Englishman after beans on toast to shame. I am quickly becoming enraged. How do the bars which "Jello wrestling" do it. I can no longer be your friend and may take up pudding.