Dear Great American Smokeout Name-coiner

I feel that you should rename the day on which all Americans are urged to quit smoking tobacco products. Despite the pertinence of its name, the unintended suggestion may have some adverse reactions. This morning, the two squirrels, who normally spend their early hours pummeling our dogs with twigs and verbally harrassing them with their taunting cheeks, were surprisingly inactive and the dogs were not barking as intently as before. When I stepped outside, I noticed that a robust fog had settled about the neighborhood accompanied by a smell that can only be best described as 'familiar'.

Thanks,

Recovering cannabis-abuser

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