I didn’t know what I was gonna do, so, I waited until the next night before I visited again. This time I expected the drunkenness. I walked up to his door and knocked rather sheepishly. Oh, did I mention I went on a bar cruise? I needed some closure... or summet. So I absorbed the culture hehehe. I’m a vampire, I absorbed the culture I drank in hehehe.
He answered and I stood staring at the floor, "I missed you," I whined. He let me in and I tried to steady myself as I stumbled over to the couch and collapsed onto it with a giggle.
"What's wrong with you?"
"I love you and I miss you..."
"No, I mean, you're not like you."
"I am, how can I not be me? Don't you like me?"
"Of course I do. You're just..." he sniffed, “drunk”
"Drunk? Am not drunk."
"You smell it."
"How dare you say I'm drunk!" I stood, trying to show my point, but I stumbled over the air and fell into him. "Am not. You can't prove it."
"How many fingers am I holding up?" He held up his hand.
"64 and... and a half,” I giggled. He sat me back down, “I love you... you, you.”
"I love you too" he muttered quietly and I stored it.
"I mean, despite the fact I have no.no.no... no real working heart... it beats for you, you... only you you... Lazazazazarus."I giggled and he nodded."It's night time. I feel tired. Lazarus...i got a secret to tell you... come 'ere" I beckoned him forth with a finger and he moved closer.
"I like screwing you," I giggled pushing my finger to my lips. "Shhhhh."
"You really are drunk,” he tutted.
"Am not silly. I can't get drunk."
"You could if you drank someone's blood when they were drunk"
"Not true! I only had..." I counted on my fingers but I ran out. "4, 4 men and 2 women" "Don't leave me. I love you and I didn't mean it. Please, stay. I love you... I've loved you for about a century now. I don't want you to go..."
"If you say so."
"When I was a kid... I saw you," I nodded
"Why don't you go to bed?"
"No. No... no."
"Then I'll come with you" I grinned, showing my fangs childishly and he guided me upstairs where I collapsed on the bed. "This is cosy...small. Means I get closer to you," I giggled and he laid down next to me.
"Am not drunk," I murmured, tightly pulling my arms around him and nodding off almost instantly, I’d only woken up about six hours ago.