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So I got bored of womanizing for the preceding thirty minutes, and decided to go back to the institution. I was, of course, huge among the ladies, and to the majority of the guys, who weren't hopeless romantics, I was a legend. So everyday I went to school, I got respect out of everyone who mattered. And when I didn't go to school, I got high, !@*@ed women, then kicked them out of my house. Good times... good times.

Anyway, I was on my way to class, and then I realized that I missed class, again.I was about to turn around, when I saw someone I didn't really talk to before. I knew he was an epic, and that's about it, I didn't even know the guys name. So I shrugged and figured why not, and went up to him.

"Sup?" I said smoothly.

"How's it going Joseph?"

"Not too bad...." It took me a couple seconds before I realized it. "How do you know my name?"

"You dated.... a lot of my friends."

"Like who?" He goes on for about five minutes without hesitating once. I only recognized a handful of the names, but I got the point. "Okay, I get the point. I dated.."

"Slept with."

"... slept with a hell of a lot of your friends, but on the bright side, I'm sure they think of it as a learning experience."

"How could they possibly think of this as a learning experience?" He gave me an angry look.

"Well some of the things I did in bed-"

"Don't finish that sentence!" He interrupted. This conversation isn't going too well.

"Hey man, I'm just doing my duty as a dog, being an epic you should know that." He paused for a minute.

"Yeah I guess. I just don't think it's... fair to treat all my friends like this. I mean, teenagers or not, they're still little girls. This is gonna rip them for a long time one way or another. But...  I suppose it is your personality."

"There we go! All right we've made peace, this calls for a celebration!" I get out two joints and a lighter, I offer him one. He holds a hand up in denial

"I don't smoke, I'd like to keep my lungs nicotine free thank you very much."

"Haha, oh this ain't a cigarette man. Weed's the way to go in this generation." I light one up and inhale. Then shoot a cloud of funny smelling smoke to my right. " Whatever man, still take it, you might need it one day, in case you're ever depressed, lonely, unhappy, or just want to be really REALLY hungry." I put the other in his dress shirt pocket and made it look like it wasn't there. "There we are, thank me later. anyway, whatcha up to?"

" Heading to the food court, preps and epics are hanging out there, then movie."

"Sweet! I'll join you!" I put my arm around his shoulder.

"I don't think..."

"Man don't worry, I'm not high yet, and they'll be fine with me. However in case there are more than three of my ex's there, it might be awkward for the first... five seconds. Then I'll work my magic."

"Again, It's probably not a good idea..."

"I'll pay for your meal."

"Off we go!" I smiled. Looks like a made a new friend. Wicked. He's a bit of a downer but I off all people could fix that. %@&@, if I wanted to, I could get him laid in less than a minute. But that depends on how generous I'm feeling, so I should wait a bit.

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chimerakiller2 In the instituion of cliques teens with a strange abilities are sent there. There ability is determined by the personality and the clique they fit in with. Gor example Jocks have amazing atheletic abilities, while geeks.gamers are able to control articles of gaming or perhaps even copy an attack from the video game or anime. However in this instituition no matter how hard the authroities step in all the cliques still fight eachother in horrible battles. While in the background and in secret the hopless romance run things...
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information about cliques
Epics
a mix between jock and geeks. Will not admit they have read manga's or watched anime's and enjoyed them.power is gold. very popular and usually side with the prepps but will also join side with geeks on the occasion.

preps
manipulate the mind. Good leadership skill's smart, popular. Always seem to be the center of attention in a conflict. Always have drama in there life.

Jocks: physically strong and popular. Side with the preps. A bit stupid.

Geeks: Watch anime, read manga's and have powers over video games and books, can imitate attacks from there favoured anime etc.

emo's: depressing and have powers of being extemly morbid. attacks usually harm them and there enemy. They hate everyone but themselves. Always get involved because they always torture the preps.

dogs: Horny perverted people. Able to seduce and break hearts. Are pretty nuetral and seem to be very widespread.

Hopeless romances: a group that keeps themselves secret from everyone and is able to imitate other cliques powers as well as making people fall in love. hate the dogs with a burning passion.

Angels: Goodie goodie two shoes, can fly and use there powers only for good. telekinesis and some other powers depeninding on the person.

Rejects: people who don't fit in. power invisiablity and bad luck.

Metalheads: can summon demons of varying strengths. This clique also goes fro rock and punk.

if people can think of more cliqes feel free to leave a comment!
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characters

James hunter
age 14
description: Pale a little bit on the tubby side, Died orange hair, brown eyes. Handsome face. All of his clother are either black and white. Loves hoodies and jeans, along with a pair of japanese sandals.
info: favourite anime is bleach try's to make himself feel like bleach's main character. Is believed to be a hopeless romance.- chimerakiller2

Kenneth Culler
age 15
description: About 5'8. Generally wears a white suit jacket, with a lightish blue shirt, And Blue Jeans. His Complexion is very clear with no pimples. He has a more cute face. His hair is black and he generally has to brush it from his eyes
info: Angel, Second Year at The Institution. Is one of the only Angels at the school. Becuase of that he spends a lot of time with the preps, but his personality is more Geek. Read a lot of manga like Monster, and becuase of that he has a lot of skills generally found in a Detective.-mcglovin

Eric west
age:16
description: Perfectly toned mucsle not to much not to little. wavy blond hair, stunnning blue eyes and one of the most handsome face in the school.Wears an black and red dress shirt over a black t shirt, and a pair of green shorts.
info:
is an epic and is pretty well known in the school and is repected. Likes to be everyone's friend. since he visits all the groups he has sort of been able to catch wind of the hopeless romance's schemes even though he has no idea of their existance as a group just know there is something up between a select few people.-chimerakiller2

Joseph McDonald
age 16
Description: Died white short hair, toned muscles, but not as much as jock. Thin mustache, about 6'1, often wears blue jeans and either a red or green shirt. Face of the devil (metaphor).
info: dog, has never kept a girl longer than a week and a half. Kind of stupid, smokes weed. Never takes anything seriously.

Misha Chalmers
Age: 15
Description: About 5' 5". Likes wearing jeans and button up shirts, but not buttoned all they way. Green eyes with gray flecks. Black hair in 2 short braids with side bangs. Average build.
Info: Hopless Romantic. New to the institution. Prefers to imitate the powers of Angels or Preps. Outgoing and a little eccentric. Not good at sitting still. - CrazyCay

Draniei Malachite
Age: 16
Description: Fairly average in height. Has two white wings with green tips. Is fairly average in build.
Info: Angel, First Year at The Institution. Spends a lot of time with the emo's trying to heal their broken hearts.
Powers: Only has the ability to heal, both emotional and physical scars, but healing emotions takes 10x the time.. Because of him, the emo's have been smiling lately.

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