"Would you like to come in?" I mutter. Why the hell are you inviting him in?!
"That would be nice thank you," He replys politely. Oh Daisy, you silly, silly girl. DON'T- Do that. The voice says as I lock the door, Yeah, now you tell me.
Don't you act like that with me, It says as I walk into the kitchen, Go back and lock it up!
Oh yeah, great idea! Do you want me to look like an idiot, what will I say? "Oh I'm sorry, but you wouldn't mind if I unlock the door? You see vampires are rather creepy don't you think?"
No, I'd hope you'd be more tacked full than that.
Oh, will you shut up! "Um, do you want some food?"
Yes, your blood, the voice says.
Oh for Christ's sake, will you shut up! You are quite literally doing my head in!
"No thank you." He says. See he doesn't want to eat me.
Yeah, he does.
Go to hell.
Trust me love, I'm already there.
I sigh dramatically. "You are just not worth it!" I eclaim.
"Who me?" Arrow says.
"Huh? Wha- You? Oh no no no, I was on about... umm..." Now you look suspicious.
"Right, do you want me to go?"
"NO!" I yell, snapping my hand over my mouth as soon as I shout. "Sorry," I say through my hand, I try to smile with my eyes. It doesn't work.
He does one of those awkward smiles, "It's alright."
"Haa..." What are you doing, you Boob? The Voice says. Making things awkward, that's what.
Will you leave me alone?
What, and leave you all alone with a big bad bloodsucker? I think not - you like the alteration? Heh heh heh.
"So, why did you invite me in?" He asks, leaning against the kitchen wall.
"Um... I don't know, I suppose I just don't like being alone." I smile smally.
He also smiles, raising his eyebrows oh-so-very-slightly.