I musn't be awake. This has to be a dream. I have a Jake The New Dude Whom I Fancy on my head. And we are holding hands. So we are of course in a dream for two and then somebody will pinch me and I'll wake up. Oh no I know what will happen. My alarm clock will go off. Beep beep beep beep. And I will be annoyed and be all murmury to recapture the dream, like this: 'Jake.'
'Hmm?' He answered.
'What?' I pulled away and looked at him. The alarm went off: I'm awake now, aren't I? Maybe I'm not awake. 'I thought...I thought I might be dreaming.'
'Yeh...you're not.' He smiled. Ooooh that was one nice smile. My head is buzzing and I'm not sure where we are. Primark? Are we still in Primark? Maybe?
So I thought I wasn't awake but wait-I AM! WOOHOO! I don't even care where we are! Primark used to be my least favourite place ever-now it is the best! Because I'm awake and he's awake and we are very awake and I could have danced danced DAAANCED aaaaalll niiiiiight!
'Well that's fantastic! Because that means I'm awake and you are also awake and we are very awake and Primark rocks! and yehh...I'm running out of things to say...' My goodness his eyes were very deep-looking. Oooh they're getting bigger. Or closer.
Are they getting bigger or closer? Bigger or closer? Bigger or-Oh they must be closer because now we are touching lips. Wait a minute, most people call that kissing...
I AM KISSING JAKE THE NEW DUDE WHOM I FANCY IN THE MIDDLE OF PRIMARK AND I'M PROBABLY GOING TO GET ANOTHER ELBOW IN THE BACK BUT I DON'T CARE AND I DON'T THINK HEATHER WAS "GOING TO GET HER COAT" AFTER ALL.