If your baby brother is born on Wednesday he will be a child of woe.

If he is a child of woe he will be sad.

If he is sad he will cry all over your mobile phone.

If he cries all over your phone it will break.

If it breaks you can't contact your friend.

If you can't contact your friend she will come to your house to check that you're okay.

If she comes to your house she will drink a lot of coke.

If she drinks coke she will start dancing zumba.

If your friend dances zumba you will laugh.

If you laugh you will knock the sideboard.

If you knock the sideboard the fish bowl will fall off.

If the fish bowl falls off the glass will shatter.

If the glass shatters the water leaks away.

If the water leaks away the fish cannot breathe.

If the fish cannot breathe the fish will die.

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Author guidance for This exercise

It's just your everyday story of the beloved family pet dying when the house catches on fire. Here's my first one. It's shorter, but it still has the same idea.

If there's a fire, everyone leaves.
If everyone leaves, the fish don't get fed.
If the fish don't get fed, they are hungry.
If the fish are hungry, they eat each other.
If they eat each other, the fish all die.



So, let's see how many ways we can kill our beloved pet fish, shall we?

No mature. Other than that, have fun.

updated Nov 9 '11 by Rissi