If You Come Over To Play Today, Then the Fish Dies

You can't come over to play, today,

You can't come over at all.

For everyone knows how very fond

You are of your new soccer ball.

And my uncle the gym trainer's coming to town

Just to show off his toned upper thighs,

And when he catches sight of us sprawled on the ground,

He'll tell us we need exercise.

So of course you would think of your new soccer ball

And we'd start to kick it around.

As we did, it would smack, with a shatter and crack,

And the bowl and the fish would go down.

The End

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