So, it's the middle of the night, and, having fallen asleep at half past eight and slept for about 4 hours, I'm up now.  For how long, I can't be sure--Citalopram knocks me out more often, and for longer, than codeine or Nyquil or even just getting good and drunk--but since I'm up now, and I had something on my mind, I thought I'd share it.

What woke me up, as I lay on my couch (other than a weird dream about leading a dog through my old neighbourhood, inspired by recent talks with Lyre about where I'm from, I suspect) was this question: Do all women (or most, is it like a gender trend) want to have sex with guys who are nice to them?  My experience indicates otherwise, a lot of the time, but that makes no sense to me.  Nothing gets me hotter than a guy being a sweetheart, especially if it's directed at me.

Example: someone did something nice for me a couple of days ago (no, I'm not gonna say who) and now, I can't stop thinking about boning him.  And yeah, I know, 'boning' is a male-oriented term, no doubt derived from the root 'boner' (and 'root' is a pun as well, while we're on the subject) but I don't care.  'Boning' implies a level of taking charge, letting the other party be the comparatively passive one, doing much of the work (if it can be called that) yourself, and that's SOP for me.  Besides.  It's not like I don't know how to use a prostate massager, if a guy's open ('nother bad pun) to that sort of thing.

I digress, which is not wholly unexpected, at 1:26 in the a.m., after less than 5 hours of sleep--to get back on track, I just want to put the question out there.  Do all women (or most of them, or even a lot of them) want to shag a guy, if he's really nice to them?

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