In Craigslist Northern MS, there is an ad which reads:
D6C Cat dozer, power shift, screened cab, Hyd. tilt blade, good undercarriage $20,000. Hyster tandem axle lowboy $6,000. Call Mike at xxxxxxx or mobile- xxxx
- Location: Oxford
- it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests
With some cool pictures of a massive Bull Dozer and a flatbed carrier (with what looks like loading ramps made from logs - but go figure)
I dare you to contact Mike. Nothing must be mentioned about paying for any service but something must be mentioned about your 5 year old's upcoming birthday party, settling a family feud, while all the while subtly mentioning you can provide him some type of commercial interest.
The key here is hoping for a response, so despite the potential absurdity, subtly will probably help your cause.