The second my phone started ringing I knew who it was. I didn’t even need to look at the caller ID to know. I wandered into the kitchen without excusing myself and answered it.
“What do you want?” I asked, a smile pressed on my lips.
“Is that any way to talk to your mother?” the heavy Australian accent that belonged to my Mom said but I could tell she was smiling as well.
“That’s dodging the point, Mom”.
“Do I need a reason to call my son?”
“You do when he’s coming to visit with his boyfriend”.
“Alright, you got me. So, when are the two of you coming over?” by the sounds of things she was sat on the porch with a mug of coffee, the surefire sign that she was intending on talking for a long time.
“I don’t know right now, one of Maxxie’s friends is going through a bit of a rough patch”
“Oh, that’s a shame to hear. But seriously, when are you coming over?”
I let out a snort of laughter. “Ever heard of selective hearing, Mom?”
“Yes I have, cheeky. Now answer my question or I’m coming to your place”.
“I thought you said my place was a ‘sex nest full of lube and jizz’?” I said, fighting the urge to laugh my ass of like the first time she’d said that.
There was silence on her end. I love embarrassing my parents.
“Look, Mom, I’ll try and make it down for the end of the week, okay? We’re all gross from jetlag and tourist sex anyway”.
“Cayden, remember all those years ago when I said I didn’t want to know?”
“Yeah, you said you didn’t want to know unless you asked” I said, matter-of-factly.
“Watch it, you. Don’t think you’re too old for a spanking”.
“Ooh, yes please” I said huskily and Mom laughed.
“Just let me know when you’re coming, okay”
“Will do, Mom” I said and hung up, knowing that if I didn’t she’d start rambling about Hadley and Dad and Mrs. Applegate from three doors down who Mom was convinced was spying on her.
I leant on the kitchen counter, not wanting to disturb Maxxie and Rosa. I’m not too good with crying women. A few minutes later Maxxie wandered out.
“Who was on the phone?” he asked. He seriously couldn’t guess?
"It was Mom. She's threatened to come here if we don't go see her soon" I said with a smile.
He let out a slight laugh. "Better go see her soon then, eh?"
"Hadley's gonna be home though"
"Is that gonna be okay?"
"Yeah. Mom said he's a little more open towards the whole gay thing. Apparently he's got a bisexual buddy who helped 'change his opinions'"
"Oh right," he smiled.
"Sounds a little suspicious if you ask me" I laughed. Seriously, the homophobe gets a bisexual best friend and all of a sudden being gay isn’t so bad? Screams blowjob to me.
"Well you know him better than me, I can't really comment," Maxxie laughed as well, though whether it was over the same thing I wasn’t exactly sure.
"Something tells me this will still be off limits while he's around though" I kissed him softly, not really feeling the need to push my tongue in his mouth.
He kissed back, putting a little more passion into it. "No kissing around the lil bro. Got it. Anything else?"
"No hypocrisy rule, bitch" I said with an evil grin. Maxxie just giggled in response. "I'm serious"
"Okay." He said, this serious but sexy look on his face.
"One more thing, hotshot"
"Mom wants us to stay out there a couple days so, and this is her rule not mine, no sex"
"None at all?"
"Well, while the cat's away..." I winked, earning a smile in response. "Dad won't mind as long as he can't hear, Hads'll most likely run off somewhere the second we start kissing so it's all down to Mom if you don't get any"
Maxxie laughed. Did he think I was joking? "We can find somewhere away from the house if we need to. I can cope a couple of days. Can you?" he smirked. Oh, what an absolute whore.
"Hey, I'm not afraid to give myself a handjob if I get needy"
"I'm offended you would choose your hand over me."
"My hand knows all the right moves" I said, sticking my tongue out.
"Then teach me them," he said, his voice husky and dripping with lust and passion.
I hummed. "Maybe later"
Maxxie wound his arms around my waist. It was a little weird considering it was normally me that ended up doing that. "Is that a promise?"
"I don't like maybes" he shifted a little and rested his head on my shoulder.
"Well, if things go well with my parents I'll teach you everything you need to know"
"Why does it depend on how things go with your 'rents?"
I winked. "Details"
"You and your details."
"If you stick around long enough maybe you'll find out some of them"
"I plan on sticking around as long as you'll have me," he laughed and I felt something in my stomach jolt. Oh great, now I’m a lovesick teenager.
"Mmm, that's good to know" I kissed him again, nipping at his bottom lip as I tried to slip my tongue into his mouth.
"It'd be better to know how long you plan on keeping me," he said before kissing me back, wrestling his tongue against mine til I pulled back.
"Details, dollface" I chuckled and Maxxie rolled his eyes. Boy, he really must love me and my details.