"Does the almighty dick approve?" Jake asked.
"The almighty dick needs a few more minutes. And to make sure Taylor's gonna be okay"
Jake pouted. "Fine" he said and ordered another beer and two shots. "Here" he handed one to me.
I drank it. "Doesn't help me check on Taylor"
"Hmm, check on him and come back"
I went over to him and saw that he was indeed dressed as a girl. He abandoned the guy he’d been charming and wrapped his arms around me.
“Whoa, you okay, man?” I asked as he stumbled a little.
“I’m just fine, cutie” he giggled.
“Where’d you get the outfit?”
He giggled again. “Stole it from the bathroom floor”
I laughed at that and he leant up, kissing me. I kissed back and he smiled.
“You gonna be okay if I go home?” I asked and he shook his head.
“I lost my keys at the beach”
“Anyone got a spare?”
“My mum does! Oh but she’s on vacation”
“Tell you what; I’ll drop you off at my sister’s place, yeah?”
He nodded and kissed me again. I went back over to Jake and smiled.
"He okay? Well actually I know; you made out. I saw" he said.
I shrugged. "He's drunk and lost his keys at the beach. He's gonna stay with Ava and Ryan for the night but I'll have to take him. I can hardly give directions to the place"
"Oh... Does that mean you will be leaving then?"
“Yeah. You can come with, if you want. Doesn't bother me"
Jake hesitated for a second before smirking. "Will the almighty dick be happy by then?"
"He might be"
"Then I might come if you'll join me back to my place.. If I can be bothered to make it there"
"You better hope you can be bothered. I'm not having sex in my niece or nephew's room"
"I didn’t mean in a house, dumbass" he said, getting up with his beer.
I chuckled. "You whore"
Jake pretended to be shocked. "Come on, better find girly before he goes off with another guy"
I hummed a little and went to find Taylor.
"To home we head" Jake said once I’d found him and we set off towards Ava and Ryan’s.
"I hate these shoes. They're ugly" Taylor said, stopping to take them off.
"Uh, this is gonna happen all the way there, ain’t it?" Jake said, picking up the shoes that weren’t technically Taylor’s.
I laughed. "How should I know? I only met him yesterday"
"Okay, so he took everything off but his bra and boxers?" Jake asked, raising an eyebrow as we headed back to his place.
"I'm not sure why he kept the bra on. All I know is I'm getting killed for it tomorrow"
Jake chuckled. He stopped walking and pushed me up against a lamp post. "Bet I can make you forget it for tonight?"
"You can try"
Jake smirked. "I wouldn’t want to go against the almighty dick without permission"
"Better hurry up and get to your place, then"
He stepped back, taking my hand as we walked.
He pulled me inside once we got there, kicking the door shut before pressing me against the wall and kissing me. I kissed back, hard, not too keen on being pinned against the wall.
"Who’s going to be in charge then?" he asked.
Jake chuckled and raised an eyebrow. "Ever tried handcuffs?"
"Can't say I have"
"Want to?" he flashed me a cheeky smirk.
"Kinky" I chuckled.
He kissed me, pulling me into the bedroom and opening a drawer. He pulled out a set of handcuffs. "You wanted to be in charge"
I took them off him. "Shame I'm not into bondage" I threw them behind me and pinned him down on the bed.
"Too bad" he said and smirked, "I'd call this just another form of bondage"
"Hmm, I guess it is" I let go of him and he pouted.
"Didn't say I didn't like it"
I pinned him down again, kissing his neck. He hummed and wrapped his legs around my waist, kissing my shoulder. I gave him a hickey and he groaned, kissing me. I kissed back hard and he moaned, kissing my jaw.
"Get on with it"
I laughed. "Got any lube?"
"Hmm, I don't know. Check the drawer"
I grabbed the lube and stripped him, lubing and stretching him in no time. I smirked as he moaned and didn’t take any clothes off.
"Dick" he flipped us over and pinned my hands above my head.
He undid my jeans with one hand and watched him, kind of amused. I saw him reach for the lube and rolled us over before he could get it.
"What’s the matter?" he asked.
"I don't bottom. Not for anyone"
"Fine, mate, but get on with it" he smirked and I lubed up, fucking him.