How to get rid of your friends kit is now in store! Only comes in 2 sizes! And only 4 steps to it!
Step 1: Fatty Puddy. Use this method on your too skinny friends and they will mostlikly leave you!
Step 2: If step 1 hasnt worked and your still being with your too skinny friends. Use the Kick Flick! Get your friends to go to a movie and tell them it's the awesomest movie in the world, like Lord of the Rings. Only it's something very stupid and horrid.
Step 3: How do you still have your friends with you after that? Oh well, try the Bunch Punch. Pick a fight with your friends and make sure you dont get hurt but they do!
Step 4: If your friends still like you then here's the most thing that will get them to go away...
Become a Gothic Emo.
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