We all make resolutions each and every year and never follow them. So what are my plans? Are they realistic?
1.) Lose weight through dramatic dieting and rigurous exercise. Hmm...
2.) Socialise better than one has before. I've got friends so why not get out a bit more?
3.) Do rather excellently in my AS Levels.
4.) Get married to Kylie Minogue.
5.) Continue to excel in my writing. New projects!
6.) Perform my stand-up comedy set for the first time.
7.) Punch David Cameron in the face.