As I'm walking around upside down on my hands, I realize just how bored I am of waiting for Gemme to finish talking. So I walk into the bus - yes, still walking on my hands - and tap Damien on the head with my foot.
"Dude, I'm bored." He swats my foot away, and I look up at Gemme. Well, I try to. My shirt's fallen downward and it's kinda in my face. I take one hand off the floor and pull it back up, tucking it into my boxers. "I'm bored, Gemme. I love Alice, but I hate doing magic tricks. Don't make me do any more fucking magic tricks!" I whine, pouting as I put my hand back on the floor. I dunno why I bother, to be honest, I'm using telekinesis anyways.
"God, you kid." She rolled her eyes. "Well, it's not hard to amuse her." She smiles, clicking her fingers, making multicolored butterflies surround Alice. "I was going to kiss you as well. But not the part of you that's in front of me right now." She laughs.
"Why not? You're not normally so bothered about kissing any part of me," I grin. She motions to Damien and doesn't say anything, apparently too embarrassed. You're lucky I didn't unzip my pants and demand a blowjob right there and then, really. I turn to Damien and lean my crotch towards him. "You'll kiss it, won't you drummer boy?" I laugh. He certainly enjoyed making out with me last night. It'd be much easier to imagine was someone else if it had been a blowjob. Do I seem obsessed with blowjobs today? Yes?
I'm bored! Seriously.
"Uh, no thanks," he mutters, pushing me away. I let myself fall back, making it look like he had unbalanced me. I sit up and lean back against the wall, finding a packet of cigarettes on the floor. Ooh, thought I'd lost those. I pull one out and start looking for my lighter.
"Luca! Honestly." She scolds me and shakes her head. "Now I'm definitely not kissing you." I shake the packet of cigarettes and... the lighter's inside. Yay. I light the smoke and look up at Gemme, pouting again.
"Oh, c'mon. What's the sudden fuss about my smoking?" or was it that I was teasing Damien? Either way, I'm still bored, and I'm still not being sucked off.
"It tastes horrible! I'd rather kiss you down there than kiss you while you're smoking."
"It never seemed to bother you before, but... if you're offering," I wink.
"Possibly..." She trails off with a slight smirk and Damien snaps shut his laptop.
"Y'know, I think I'll leave you guys to it," he laughs slightly and I inwardly celebrate.
"C'mon then," I stand up as Damien goes outside. I'm about to open my mouth to say something again, but I forget what as I hear Phil yelling and Damien laughing like a madman. I look out of the window to see Phil chasing him around the bus and Alice finding it all really very funny.
"What?" Gemme asks and I look at her.
"What what?" Why aren't you blowing me yet?
"What what what?" she retorts and I shrug.
"Fuck knows. I'm more interested in why you're not kneeling down here," I say, pointing to the floor between my feet.
"Yes sir!" She says, performing a mock salute. But not actually kneeling down. I flick my cigarette out of the door and lean back on the table, resisting the urge to kiss her since she's suddenly developed a strange hatred of the taste of smoke that she's never had before.
"Bad form, keeping your master waiting," I smirk. She rolls her eyes and gets on her knees, gently rubbing my crotch through my trousers.
"Oh, I'm terribly sorry." She says jestingly and I nod.
"Good," I mutter with a smile.
"And you're sure someone won't walk in on us how?" She asks, unzipping my pants. Oh, you actually care about that?
"Well I'm not that bothered, but if you are, you're welcome to cast one of your vision thingies," I shrug as she teases me through my boxers.
"I'm not either as long as it's not Alice. Oh, where's Rayn?"
"Last time I saw him, he was climbing a tree. Apparently he was going to jump from the tree onto the roof of the bus..." and to be honest, he's probably still up there, being stared at by a bluebird. She giggles, before finally pulling down my boxers. I smile, putting one hand on the back of her head, tangling my fingers in her hair, gently pulling her forwards. She opens her mouth, and moves over me quickly to start with, pulling a happy growl out of me pretty fast. I move my other hand to the edge of the table, using it to support myself as she slows down, taunting me. She closes her eyes as she moves, her breathing fast as I moan slightly.
Suddenly there's a loud bang from above us - and I mean really loud - and Rayn whoops, cheering at his achievement. Well, that was a nice addition to the atmosphere, there, thank you, Rayn. Gemme pulls away, staring at the roof, with an eyebrow raised as I hear Rayn saying "oh fuck" as he realizes he has to somehow get back down. It might have been an unwelcome interruption, but it was pretty funny.
"You gonna help him?" I should. I sigh, roll my eyes and pull my boxers up again, wishing the guy had more brains as I zip my pants up. Walking outside, I see Alice watching, giggling and Phil has stopped running away from Damien to watch as Rayn wanders up and down the roof.
"Just jump, ya stupid faggot," I yell at him and he looks down at me.
"Only if you catch me, darling," he laughs.
"I'm not catching you, just jump." He hesitates for a moment, looking back at the tree before crouching on the edge. He springs up and off the roof and, of course, I make him land perfectly in a crouch a couple of meters away. Standing up, he grins and bows and I cuff him round the back of his head.
"Ow!" he yelps and I growl - unhappily.
"You. Owe. Me."